Johnny Depp Is Ambitious
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
F.F. is saying that Johnny Depp wants to be a fat man when he gets older. The heartthrob actor says he loves the idea of growing old and piling on the pounds. This seems to be Johnny's only long term goal since I haven't heard him talk about his future in any other way. Johnny had this to say about growing old and being fat:
"I'm an old-fashioned guy. I want to live to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something."
I don't know what being an old fashioned guy has to do with being a fat old man. This guy really is going nuts I think. When your long term plan is to be fat and "looking at a lake or something", your life really needs to be reevaluated. Either Johnny Depp is back on hardcore drugs or he has gone completely insane. Either one doesn't matter to me. As long as it puts more attention on me.
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