Hilary Duff Is Boring

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Hillary Duff has started her own personal blog where she plans to help children deal with the basics of life. Hillary Duff is even hosting a personal Question and Answer section on the site.





Now I know what you're thinking. Hilary is probably going to be giving her intelligent opinions on politics, tax law, and globalization. At least that is what I originally thought. If this is what you were thinking, you will be very upset. Here is an example of what is really going on:

Question "Dear Hilary, I just turned ten and I asked my parents if I could get a mobile phone but they said no. I told mom if she bought me the phone I would pay for all the calls but she still said no. How can I convince my mom to let me have a mobile phone? - Bryanna."
Answer "How do you expect to pay for the bill? Do you have a job or an allowance? Prove to your parents that you can be responsible, and if that doesnÂ’t work, you may have to obey your parents and just wait until they think you need a phone.- Hillary"

.... I don't know if you can hear me clapping, but that is exactly what I am doing right now. Bravo, Hilary. You are right on the money. I don't know what the children would do today if they couldn't go to Hilary Duff for advice on cell phones. Ever since I found out about this Hillary blog; I have done nothing but get women pregnant because I know the children will be taken care of. I wasn't sure if I could raise kids, but I know now that Hilary could.

Posted by darkhat at 11/09/2005  
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