Enrique Iglesias Wears Extra Small Condoms
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
Contact Music is reporting that Enrique Iglesias has hinted that he is not a good lover and has a very small penis. Enrique even wants to put extra small condoms.
"The next product I'm going to put my name on is extra-small condoms. I can never find extra-small condoms and I know it's really embarrassing for people."
I started looking into the HTML coding of the website after I read this. I figured that some hacker got in and is just making Enrique look like a dumbass. After my detailed inspection, It was obvious this was not a joke. I just don't understand how a guy with an extra small penis can get a girl like Anna Kornakova. It baffles me because I use Magnums. I had a big career in porn before I decided to do this website. Let me tell you, girls in porn love big dicks. Sorry Enrique, you can't cut it.
Yeah well... good for you magnum user (whoever you are)! Penis size doesn't matter and Enrique just proved it for you by dating Anna. He is a real talent and it doesn't matter whatever his penis size is... he is Enrique. And you are... who are you again?
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