Britney is looking for a new job

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

After losing custody of her children (thank god),Britney decide to become an ultimate failure and apply for a job at a Santa Monica hotel.

the leak reports: Sources inside the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica say Brit checked in Thursday and at around 10:30 PM went downstairs and started talking with a bartender.We're told Spears told the bartender she wanted to do what she did -- then asked for and obtained an application from the night manager to work in the hotel's "Cameo Bar."We're told the application is currently with Human Resources. The hotel website says the bar "serves imported and California wines, premium well drinks and appetizers ... signature drinks include Blood Orange, Key Lime and Raspberry Lemon Drop martinis."

A bartender? Every girl bartender I met has been total white trash, so I guess Britney would fit right in. However, I don't think she could memorize any drinks. In a recent interview done with my slice of pizza, Britney can't do her multiplication tables. Score: Math Teacher 1, Britney's memory- 0.

Posted by Unknown at 10/09/2007  

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