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After three years of a boring relationship, Michelle Williams has finally dumped Heath Ledger. And by "dumped," I mean "I didn't read the whole report so I'm making that up."

People says: "It was rocky for awhile," says a source close to the couple. "They did what they could to make it work."

While I am considered the charismatic love doctor of the west coast, I'm not sure I could have saved this relationship. Usually the girls throw themselves at me and demand my erotic massage, but I'm just looking for friendship. And a pelican. Because they have cool mouths.