Owen Wilson was all bloody and stuff

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

New details keep appearing in Owen Wilson suicide story. I wouldn't even post about this, but there's nothing else going on today.

Anyways, a close pal told The Post: " he was found bloodied and dazed after trying to commit suicide by overdosing on pills and slitting his wrist in the wake of a bitter blowup with a close pal"

I can sooo relate with Owen's problems. One time my friend got mad at me for stealing his Care Bear stuffed animal. I'm sure your imagination is running wild with violent fantasies, and an evil break-up, but we resolved it with a mediator. A nice young man named Johnny Singlton. Thank you, Mr. Singlton. Thank you!

Posted by Unknown at 8/28/2007  

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