Lindsay Lohan will play Paris Hilton?

Monday, July 02, 2007

Lindsay Lohan is now the front runner to play all around whore bag Paris Hilton in a movie about her life.

A source told Britain's Daily Mail newspaper: "There have already been negotiations with a major film company to make the Paris Hilton biopic with Lindsay Lohan playing Paris - with Britney Spears singing the soundtrack." The source added, "Paris was on cloud nine. Rather than talking remorsefully about her time inside, she seemed energised by her plans to capitalise on her experience."

The reality is that this will most likely never happen, because the source is probably a talking squirrel named Randolph. I'm sure his desire is only surpassed by his work ethic, but he's still just a squirrel. Almost in the same way that I'm "just a model." I can't change that.


Posted by Unknown at 7/02/2007  

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