Paris Hilton is fired

Monday, June 04, 2007

After horrible sales of her debut album, Warner Bros said it was "not expecting any new Paris Hilton material".

The Herald reports: It marks an embarrassing full stop to a pop career the socialite once boldly declared would "leave a mark on music". Warner invested more than $300,000 on a video for first single Stars are Blind, which reached only No. 18 on the US charts.

The only people that thought Paris Hilton's album would sell were Paris Hilton and the Jews. I don't know why the Jews thought this, but they probably had their hand in it. Listening to a Paris song is like having your fingernails ripped off.

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Posted by Unknown at 6/04/2007  
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