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Above you can watch Sarah Silverman do her thing -which involes insults to Paris and Lindsay- or you can click here and watch her almost make out with Jessica Biel. Overall the MTV Movie Awards were everything you expected. Boring with not enough cooter, unlike my sex life. Here are the big awards...

* Best Movie: "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest"
* Best Villain: Jack Nicholson, "The Departed"
* Best Performance: Johnny Depp, "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest"
* Breakthrough Performance: Jaden Smith, "The Pursuit of Happyness"
* Best Comedic Performance: Sacha Baron Cohen, "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan"
* Best Kiss: Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen, "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby"
* Best Fight: Gerard Butler vs. the Uber Immortal, "300"
* Best Summer Movie You Haven't Seen Yet: "Transformers"

OH what a nail biting shocker!!! Sasha won best comedian and Pirates won best movie. And I can't freaking believe 300 pulled off the best fight scene. The only thing more predictable than these awards would be a girl wanting dick that wears a short skirt. Girls that wear skirts are always sluts. That's what my mom taught me.

btw: I'm not posting one picture from the awards because not one girl dressed sexy. My little sisters communion had more tits and ass.