Paris Hilton is going to jail

Friday, May 04, 2007

In what could be the most awesome news ever, Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days in jail for parole violation. She tried to pretend that she she didn't know her license was suspended, but the judge didn't buy it.

In sentencing Hilton, Judge Sauer said: "There's no doubt she knew her licence had been suspended.''

A crying Hilton screamed out:"I'm very sorry, and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything. I'm sorry, and I didn't do it on purpose at all."

Let's not pretend like she'll really do any time in jail. Michelle Rodriguez was sentenced to 60 days in jail, and only spent two hours before being released. Prisons throw celebs back into Hollywood like a Jew in a gas chamber.


Posted by Unknown at 5/04/2007  

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