Jordin Sparks is the fattest American Idol

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Jordin Sparks - the 400 pound, 17 year old high school student - became the sixth American Idol. To be honest, I don't know how the hell this girl could have won. All we know for sure is, it definitely wasn't her looks. This girl could bite through a Buick.

If you have a death wish, you can listen to Jordin's brand new single. I almost feel bad doing this, but I'm confident none of you are stupid enough to listen to this.

Posted by Unknown at 5/24/2007  

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