Bother Paris Hilton in jail

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

In the hopes that Paris Hilton's appeal doesn't work, I am going to give you her contact information while in jail. This way you can send her anthrax, dildos, or a bomb. A sexy bomb!

According to the Inmate Information Center: Century Regional Detention Facility (CRDF)

11705 South Alameda Street, Lynwood, CA 90262
Bus. Phone: (323) 568-4500 * Watch Commander: (323) 568-4506
General Inmate Information, call: 213-473-6100 or visit the:
Inmate Information Center

Inmate Mailing Address:
Inmate name and Booking Number: Paris Hilton, 9424185
11705 S. Alameda St.
Lynwood, Ca. 90262

I'd love to see all the fan mail Paris will receive in jail. And by "fan mail" I obviously mean"pictures of my penis." Because that's all I send to the ladies. When you have a magic wand that can cast spells like mine, you don't even need to talk.

Posted by Unknown at 5/08/2007  

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