Paris Hilton Is Freakin Nuts

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Paris Hilton's hatred for Lindsay Lohan appears to be driving her crazy

Last Friday she met her sister for some drinks, and then this happened:"But as Paris was about to leave, she started saying ‘firecrotch' to herself - but loudly - so everyone around her could hear," says the fellow clubgoer. "And she wasn't saying it to anybody - she was all by herself. She was practically chanting it!"

The only time I chant anything is when I'm sacrificing a virgin in the local cemetery. And I'm never alone. I usually have my secret cult with me. The government will never understand that God wants us to kill this women. Because women are whores.


Posted by Unknown at 4/17/2007  

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