Thora Birch's Father Is Creepy

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Thora Birch's father, Jack Birch, demanded to watch his daughter's sex scene in the film "The Winter of Frozen Dreams." Sex scenes are usually filmed on closed sets, but her father really wanted to watch.

A witness said: "It was so wrong. The director is saying, 'Harder! Faster!' and the father is giving Dean Winters (Thora's co-star) the thumbs up."

I'm not sure if the medical community has added this kind of thing to their disease list, but there should be a team of scientists working on it right now. If a woman is ever stupid enough to have my child - and it ends up being a girl - I'll be the first to be her slutty outfits, but I won't watch her blow guys in the school bathroom. That's just gross, and not classy. Unless she was wearing high heels. Was she wearing high heels?


Posted by Unknown at 3/27/2007  

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