Hugh Hefner Is Not Gay

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

80 year old Hugh Hefner is getting set to marry his 27 year old girlfriend, Holly Madison. "The wedding - which will be Hugh's third - will be aired on reality TV show 'The Girls Next Door' - which depicts life at the Playboy Mansion." The marriage with be Hef's third. "Hugh's first wife was Mildred Williams, who he wed in 1949. The couple, who divorced in 1959, have two children, Christie and David Paul. In 1989, Hugh married Kimberley Conrad - that year's Playboy Playmate. They separated in 1998." Hefner currently shares his Playboy mansion with 3 women: Bridget Marquardt; Kendra Wilkinson; and Holly Madison, but Madison is said to be his favourite.

This isn't a huge surprise, considering studies have proven that women who let people take pictures of their cooters are genetically predisposed to have sex with men who wear silk pajamas all day long. And wear a monogrammed ascot. And have a big, gold watch. And a penis pump. A solid gold penis pump, baby!


Posted by Reese at 2/27/2007  

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