Denise Richards Is 73 Years Old

Thursday, February 01, 2007

One of the reasons I drink a special potion made of magic berries is to keep my body looking young. It's obvious Denise doesn't have this, because she looks like she's aged 15 years in 15 minutes. And don't give me any of that, "she has a six pack, so she's hot" bullshit. She's skinny, that's what happens. Look at her neck, I can fit my dick between her collar bone.

Posted by Unknown at 2/01/2007  

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