Who Is Anna Nicole Smith's Baby Daddy?

Monday, February 12, 2007

Anna Nicole Smith's half-sister, Donna Hogan, has written a manuscript about her sister's life, in which she alleges that Anna Nicole froze the sperm of 90-year-old J. Howard Marshall years ago and may have used it to become pregnant. The manuscript states, "I wouldn’t be shocked at all if it’s J. Howard’s. She saved his sperm after all and that maybe [sic] her trump card in her fight to get the old man’s estate.”

Smith married Marshall in 1994, when she was 26 and he was 89. The pair met at a Houston strip club called Gigi’s, where Smith worked as a stripper and the wheelchair-bound geriatric was a regular.

To date, several men are claiming to be the father of Smith's 5 month old daughter, Dannilynn.

Wow, the only way this story could get any weirder would be if little Dannilynn wasn't a real baby at all, but just a Cabbage Patch Doll that Anna Nicole had bundled up and carried around with her for 5 months. Dolls are just like old men. Especially the dolls that are designed to wet themselves. And they both need to be taken care of. Did I say "taken care of"? I meant "it's fun to smush lipstick into their faces." Ha ha ha.


Posted by Reese at 2/12/2007  

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