Paris Hilton Sucks At Wearing A Bikini

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

















I know this isn't the best way to wake up in the morning, but I figured I'd make it easier for everyone to purge up their breakfast. This may be hard to believe, but Paris spent Christmas alone on a beach. I'm not sure if that's true, but I'm positive she has two mosquito bites where her tits should be. Whore.

Posted by darkhat at 12/26/2006  
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