Paris Hilton Is Getting Married
Monday, December 18, 2006
That famous skank cricket, Paris Hilton, has finally confirmed that she is engaged to be married. According to a few reliable sources, it has been confirmed that she is engaged to Stavros Niarchos (aka- Starving Nachos).
Early reports say, Hilton told the Britain Daily star: "It's true. I am going to get married. I want a fairytale wedding and Britney's going to be my matron of honor. She can advise me."
I'm not 100% sure that this story is going to really be true, but the Britain Daily star is usually on top of things. Not like the USA, because we bleed honor and defuse pain with love, but it's not like it's the National Enquirer. I'm still not sure why anyone would ever marry Paris. You mise well marry a blow up doll with no tits, and just have a record playback: "that's hot" 75 times a day.
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