Tom And Katie Are Gross
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
After exchanging vows before a Scientology minister - who's qualifications were probably gained by slaughtering a chicken in the middle of a pentagram - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes engaged in a 3 minute kiss.
Jerry Bruckheimer, who attended the wedding said:"They had a very long kiss, The highlight was at the end of the whole ceremony. Everybody went outside this beautiful castle and all of a sudden these fireworks went off from all around the castle ... Just amazing. They are both so happy and so into each other. It was a pleasure to be there."
I wouldn't know how to act in a situation like that. A wedding kiss should be 5 to 10 seconds. Tops. Not 3 freaking minutes. At first you hear the crowd going "OOOHHHH." The next thing you know people are checking their watches and wondering what the hell they are suppose to do. Do they keep cheering? Throw tomatoes at them? Leave? Masturbate? Who knows.
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