Paris Is Teaching Britney To Strip
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Rumors are circulating around Hollywood that claim Paris has been giving Britney pole dancing lessons. I normally wouldn't give much credibility to this story, but the very respectable Sun is reporting it.
A source said: "Paris took Britney upstairs in her house where she fitted her in a blue tu-tu, and then Paris put on a matching tu-tu. They then went downstairs and danced at Paris's in-house stripper pole."
You can usually judge the class of a woman by whether or not she has a stripper pole in her house. I'm pretty sure Paris is the last person a girl should take stripper lessons from. It doesn't mean you're sexy just because you bang anything that breathes. It just makes you a whore. And Paris stripping is equal in seduction to a baby penguin being run over by a train.
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