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Some people shake hands, but Paris Hilton and Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker "tongue kiss" to say hello.

Barker, who is seen above kissing Paris, said: "Paris and I have tongue kissed before. It's not unusual for me to say hello to Paris and kiss her, but it's not like we are a couple or anything. When we see each other, we say hello. That's it."

I'm not saying I'm a Harvard grad student with a fancy sweater vest, but I'm pretty sure this isn't the best way to show people you're not a whore. What's next? I can almost guarantee next week someone will be saying: "Oh, Paris licks my ass to say hello."