Mike Tyson Is A Male Hooker
Friday, November 17, 2006
Mike Tyson has agreed to become a male prostitute and he will work for legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss' new legalized brothel for women. Regardless of being a convicted rapist, Fleiss thinks that girls still want this bastard.
She says: "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson."
Tyson added in a girly voice: "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it."
I'm not sure if it's every man's fantasy to "please every woman and get paid for it," but it isn't mine. When I was younger, I always wanted to be a astronaut with some type of fancy sword. Or a cowboy. But not just any cowboy, one that has a laser gun. Screw you, stupid Indians!
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