Lindsay Lohan Rejects Robbie Williams

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Robbie Williams is now one of the few men who has been shot down by Lindsay Lohan. Williams tried to close on Lohan when he saw her at Hyde nightclub. He stepped behind Lohan and whispered a pick-up line into her ear. Lindsay didn't even respond and walked away from him.

A source at the club said: "He was there for just over an hour and seemed to hit on every girl in sight, including an enthused Lindsay Lohan. When she rejected him he turned beetroot red and left soon after."

Based on this sexy bar graph I just made with a blue magic marker, the odds of Lindsay Lohan rejecting you are the same as finding a Hispanic who uses deodorant. I know we all like to believe in miracles, but sometimes you have to fact the facts.

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Posted by darkhat at 11/09/2006  
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