Lindsay Has A Gun

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

In what could end up killing thousands of people, Lindsay Lohan is taking shooting lessons in order to be prepared for her trip to Iraq. She is going to be singing to some troops there on December 6th, and for some reason feels the need to be a trained killer.

Lohan said:"I'm not afraid of going. My security guard is going to take me to a gun range and I'm going to take some shooting lessons. He says if I'm going to go there I should really know how to shoot."

I can say with 100% certainty that I would never go anywhere if the conversation started with, "you should really know how to shoot a gun." I'm pretty sure terrorists would laugh if Lohan ever threatened them. If she had a gun pointed at her, I wouldn't be surprised if she tried to stick a cork in the end of the barrel to reverse the bullet. Bugs Bunny style.

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Posted by darkhat at 11/29/2006  
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