K-Fed Thinks We Want To Understand
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Kevin Federline is writing an autobiography to help people understand who he is.
He tells the New York Post: "The book is definite. It will be a biography of my life until I met my wife, so people will better understand who I am. I haven't done it yet. You know, I'll get a ghostwriter in there."
I really don't think there's too much to tell. The book will probably be filled with doodles and pictures of baseball caps. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a mustard stain on a page or two. Or even blood. Because you know that ghost writer is going to only sit there and listen to his lies for so long until he snaps.
The story will probably go something like this, "Chapter 1: Yo, I was a hero. Word. One beef, this biatch tried to step. I punk hiz azz. You feel me? Yo. I got jumped by 14 gangs, and even beat up a blue car once. Word. Yo. Chapter 2: The end. Word."
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