Jessica Simpson Won't Pay For Sex

Friday, November 10, 2006

Jessica Simpson accidentally hired a male escort for a blind date. As you probably know, she has been using internet dating sites ever since she split from John Mayer. However, she actually met up with a male hooker.

A friend said: "Jessica logged onto the internet to find male company. She found a picture of a guy in Los Angeles she thought was ideal. They arranged to meet, but when she turned up, she found out the sad truth - he was only interested in a 'professional transaction'. The guy turned out to be a male escort."

The source added: "Jessica was horrified and told him to go to hell. She wasn't that desperate. She never imagined male hookers would be trying to cash in on the service. It's turned her off the web - and that was her main hobby."

I know it's important to be professional in every job, but you would think a male escort would make an exception in this case. The only women that pay for sex are the ones that look like toothed walruses. This guy missed the opportunity of a lifetime. If Jessica Simpson doesn't want to pay for sex, then balance some plates on your head or something. Juggle. I don't care. Learn something quick to make her happy.

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Posted by darkhat at 11/10/2006  
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