George Clooney Named Sexiest Man Alive

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

87 year old George Clooney has been named People's Sexiest Man Alive for 2006, which ties him with Brad Pitt for the only men to win this award twice.

Clooney told People:"Brad's going to be upset.There's a lot of pressure, There are all the events you have to show up for. The sash you have to wear … is embarrassing."

A underground sex magnet like myself usually doesn't like the publicity of being put on a magazine, mostly because I'm too humble. Everyone knows I look better in my tight jean shorts than most, but I'm not about the hype. And that trophy that says: "Kung Fu Champion," with a guy doing a karate kick on top of it? It's been crossed out and now it says "Sexy Hunk." And the karate guy, his kick has now turned into my penis. Take that, People Magazine!

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Posted by darkhat at 11/15/2006  
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