Eva Longoria Is Getting Married

Thursday, November 30, 2006

In what could be one of the stupidest decisions in either one of their lives, Eva Longoria and NBA star Tony Parker have chosen to get married

Longoria's rep confirmed: "Eva and Tony are officially engaged. The couple have never been happier."

Based on this diagram I made out of used Q-tips, I don't think anyone cares about Eva Longoria, nevermind Tony Parker. She's one of the few actresses in Hollywood that I have never thought about in a sexual way. She could be wearing a French maid outfit while vacuuming my rug and I'd just be checking my watch, wondering when I was going to be able to hear my TV again.

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Posted by darkhat at 11/30/2006  

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