Britney's Pre-Nup Is Awesome, Kevin Is Screwed

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Best Week Ever has a bunch of interesting details regarding Britney's pre-nup. The bottom line is that Kevin is going to be a Wal-Mart greeter in the next 6 months.

In December 05, Us Magazine described the pre-nup:

* K-Fed won’t touch a penny of Britney’s money. All the millions belonging to Britney will stay that way.
* The mansion will be divided 50/50.
* Any gift given worth over $10,000 will go back to the original purchaser.
* Brit will pay Kevin $30,000 a month for the period of time that is half the length of their marriage. Meaning he’ll have money until at least a year from now.
* Spears won’t pay child support.

It seems like everything is different since Britney divorced Kevin. Strangers on the street are smiling at me, black people are giving me that weird fist pound (not the open hand high five), and I even see bums dancing by broken fire hydrants. I don't think more people have ever been so happy based on one man's failure. Bravo, Kevin.

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Posted by darkhat at 11/08/2006  
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