Britney Spears Is Giving Away Her Sex Tape
Monday, November 20, 2006
Word around town is that K-fed is trying to strike up a huge deal by selling a sex tape that him and Britney made on their honeymoon, but Britney wants to beat him to the punch.
Nyla Price, Brit's friend and owner of the Burger Basket said: “Brit figures she’ll beat that sucker to the punch, just like she did by giving away pictures of Jayden James. Half of nuthin’ is nuthin’, and that’s what her lying skunk of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it.”
I'm not sure how credible a source the owner of the Burger Basket is, but I'm sure she can handle that fryer like it's no one’s business. I also hear she's good at sweeping and refilling your soda. If I was defending a man being tried for murder, this definitely sounds like someone I would put on the stand as a scientific expert. All we know for sure is that she eats hamburgers, and people that eat hamburgers don't lie. Ever.
BTW: Britney is claiming the tape is 45 minutes and not the 4 hours K-chump promised.
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