Britney Spears Is Getting Divorced
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
In a world where there is too much suffering, something good has finally happened. Britney Spears filed for divorce today, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of her two children.
TMZ goes on to say: "As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Oct. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees."
Now that Kevin is about to be single, you can be guaranteed that he will end up cleaning semen off the walls at porn shops. But all isn't lost, he may be able to get a part time job cleaning up puke in the traveling circus. Or maybe he can be the one that tests out the electric chair.
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