Jessica Simpson Is Not A Good Eater

Tuesday, October 31, 2006
























Due to me winning the last 7 marshmellow eating contests - which took place in my living room - competitive eaters everywhere consider me an expert on eating finger foods. Don't take this the wrong way, but Jessica isn't going to land herself on the cover of Eater's Weekly with that pose. It's about style and sexiness, something many professional eaters don't understand. That's why I make the big bucks, baby!

Posted by Unknown at 10/31/2006  
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