George Clooney Thinks He's Clever

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

George Clooney has devised a plan to end all the paparazzi and gossip. He doesn't believe this genius plan will really happen, but believes it would change the face of society as we know it. The only problem is, it's a stupid plan.

He says: "Here is my theory in debunking photographs in magazines. You know, the paparazzi photographs. I want to spend every single night for three months going out with a different famous actress. You know, Halle Berry one night, Salma Hayek the next, and then walk on the beach holding hands with Leonardo DiCaprio. People would still buy the magazines, they'd still buy the pictures, but they would always go, 'I don't know if these guys are putting us on or not."

I don't know who George thinks he's fooling, but I think we can read between the lines. He's obviously just looking for a way to hold Dicaprio's hand. We're not idiots. I've always been able to get women jealous, because all it takes is sending them a video tape of you having sex with their best friend. Or you can stick a knife in a teddy bear's head and put a note on it's chest that says, "you." Or set their house on fire. Ahhh, gold comedy.


Posted by Unknown at 10/03/2006  

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