Celebs, Hot Celebrities, Celebrity Pictures

I'm not going to sit here and pretend like I'm an expert at carrying a surf board - if that's even what that fancy contraption is - but I know what it looks like when someone doesn't know the length of their own arm. This would be like me trying to fit my arm around a tank. She's the same kind of person that would fall into a hole if you only covered it with some leaves. Freaking moron. But I'd still have sex with her.