Robert Downey Jr Is Iron Man

Friday, September 29, 2006

Big time drug addict, Robert Downey Jr, has been cast to play Iron Man for the upcoming Marvel movie, which will be distributed by Paramount.

The report explains: "Based upon Marvel's iconic Super Hero, the film will follow billionaire weapons-manufacturer, Tony Stark (Downey Jr.), who confronts the sins of his past after he is injured by one of his own weapons. Equipped with a high-tech suit of armor, he becomes Iron Man to combat evil on a global scale."

I'm glad to see Downey took time out of his very time consuming drug use to make a movie. I actually forgot this guy was still an actor. I once heard the amount of cocaine he does in one hour can kill a elephant. And elephants are big. True story.


Posted by Unknown at 9/29/2006  

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