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I'm not going to go as far to say that I wouldn't have unprotected sex with Mischa Barton, but I'm pretty sure I'd make her drop some of that cellulite first. In fact, I heard that people confused her ass with my grandmother's on the day of her funeral. She was buried face down because that's the only way I could recognize her. She was always turning her back on me. I'm such a troubled youth.