Angelina Will Never Marry Brad

Monday, September 11, 2006

It seems like Angelina Jolie definitely doesn't want to marry Brad Pitt anytime soon, because he has finally given a clue as to when they will tie the knot. And it is only going to be when all the gay people in America are allowed to be married.

Pitt told Esquire magazine: "Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able."

It's going to be a long time before all the gay people can get married, so I'm not expecting to get my Brangelina wedding invitation anytime soon. That's like waiting for me to use a condom or finding a Mexican with a high school diploma. You should probably pull up a chair because neither one is happening anytime soon.


Posted by Unknown at 9/11/2006  

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