Kate Hudson Is Finally Single

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Kate Hudson has finally separated from her husband Chris Robinson after 6 years of marriage. Hudson, who was only attractive in Almost Famous, has gone on record numerous times about marriage problems.

Hudson's publicist made this statement: "“Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson are splitting up after nearly six years of marriage."

When I'm not performing late night surgeries at the animal shelter, I spend a good portion of my time counseling married couples. Most of the time, the solution to a troubled marriage is to let the wife give me a blow job, but surprisingly, the husband isn't as into it as you may think. At that point it doesn't matter, there's nothing the husband can do, because chicks dig veterinarians.


Posted by Unknown at 8/15/2006  

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