Jessica Simpson Is A Genius

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

The Mirror is saying that Jessica Simpson made a fool out of herself while talking to Pamela Anderson. Simpson, who's the front runner to star in the upcoming Baywatch movie, bumped into Pamela Anderson last week and stunned her with a question.

She asked: "How did you guys run so slowly in the show's opening scene. You know, where you're running down the beach?" Obviously, Pamela explained: "It was shot in slow motion."

When you're as hot as Jessica Simpson, you can be as stupid as a mentally challenged cricket , because everyone still wants to have sex with you. Based on the high school girls I hang out with at the mall, Jessica is a big inspiration to young girls trying to accomplish their goals. She's dumb. Who didn't know that.

Posted by Unknown at 6/07/2006  
3 comments
Anonymous said...

It's pretty sad when Pamela Anderson makes you look retarded.

1:40 PM  
Anonymous said...

I totally don't believe this hoopla.

9:44 PM  
Anonymous said...

I'm smarter than Jessica Simpson, but nobody wants to fuck me! So who's the real winner?

2:06 AM  

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