Brad And Angelina Are Not Private

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

IMDB is reporting that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have had a number of personal photographs stolen, including intimate pictures from a baby shower in Namibia. Lawyers for the couple sent an email to various media organizations on Sunday night informing them that "a digital memory card containing a number of personal copyright protected photographs" of Brad, Angelina and their children have been stolen and offered for sale.

According to TMZ, the photos, taken in Namibia, "include images from a private baby shower." The email was sent by the couple's powerhouse law firm Lavely & Singer and threatens that anyone who publishes the photos "will be liable for substantial compensatory damages, punitive damages, and injunctive relief."

It's hard to tell if these "intimate" pictures are of Brad and Angelina having sex in a baby shower, or if they are naked pictures of Shiloh, or possibly a real baby shower. Based on my medical degree I received from Duke a few years back, I'd hope Angelina wasn't naked yet, because she still has some extra weight in the baby maker. And I find this story hard to believe since Namibians don't even take showers, so I don't understand how Brad and Angelina would find one. People from places like Nambia need to be washed down with a high powered fire hose, it's the only thing that will temporarily get the flies off them.

Update: As I was waiting for pictures to surface of them at the baby shower, I got an email asking me not to post the copyrighted pictures.

Posted by Unknown at 6/27/2006  

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