Katie And Tom Are Having Problems

Friday, May 26, 2006

Katie Holmes has taken her baby and gone to stay with her parents after and alleged bust-up with Tom Cruise. Katie is pissed that Tom will not visit her parents in Ohio, and finally introduce their 5-week-old daughter, Suri, to them. Tom has a strained relationship with Katie's parents after her father organized the couple's pre-nuptial agreement. The truth is, Scientology is always behind every major conspiracy since the Kennedy assasination.

A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "He told Katie he wasn't going, considering the bad relationship between him and her family. Katie was happy he said that because she'd been afraid to admit she didn't want him to go."

Every time I manipulate a girl into unprotected sex, it seems to turn out the same way. They get pregnant, and I run off to another state, and never talk to them again. Wait, sometimes I make her parents pay for the abortion, or I'll just shake up a bottle of pepsi and shove it up there. It works every time. Worst case scenario: I "accidenlty" leave the baby in the bath tub with the water running. Either way, it will work out well - even if I have to drop a brick on her belly. We all know the people who have kids with cancer are the lucky ones, they get rid of their kids quickly.

Posted by darkhat at 5/26/2006  
11 comments
Anonymous said...

OH. MY. GAWD. Did you really just say that? That's just evil. Damn. I think you'll regret saying that shit some day. The cancer comment is just way offensive, and I am SO not easily offended.

8:02 AM  
Anonymous said...

do you ever consider just disabling the comments on your site, dh. i'm just curious. now and then i get pissed off and think about doing that myself.

10:19 AM  
Anonymous said...

nasty man, soooo nasty. my dad died of cancer and he would have your ass in a sling for that little comment. and he could do it to, considering he was a seargent in the US Special Forces you ass

12:34 PM  
Anonymous said...

Like, all anyone says here is either a) your dark side is awfully dark; or b) you can't spell. But you probably knew all that anyway.

3:45 PM  
Anonymous said...

i agree with you cat

5:00 PM  
Anonymous said...

I looooooooove how people take you seriously. I mean come on.

5:52 PM  
Anonymous said...

asshole

10:42 AM  
Anonymous said...

fuck you, darkie doesn't even give a shit at all ever !

4:10 PM  
Anonymous said...

what up bitch, don't mess with darkie

9:48 PM  
Anonymous said...

Hey "Me!" 4:10, you fucking name stealer.

I'm Me!, not you. Get your own name, sistah!

2:15 AM  
Anonymous said...

Man that is some serious kid hating you got going on there! I think it is best that you don't have kids - that kind of darkness is rare and should be protected at all costs.

4:02 PM  

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