Angelina Gives Birth To The New Messiah

Monday, May 29, 2006

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have welcomed a baby girl, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, into the world. The child was born on the night of May 27, in the African country of Namibia.

The gave a statment to people magazine saying: "Angie and baby are fantastic." Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have named their new baby daughter Shiloh Nouvel — which means “New Messiah”. Shiloh is the Hebrew word for Messiah, or “Peaceful One”, while Nouvel is French for new.

Now we can all hope that Angelina can return to her kinky sex life, and force her children into the Russian sex trade. I'm not saying kiddie porn is cool or anything, I just think most woman need to worship men like Gods. And by "worship" I mean "non stop blowjobs for their boyfriends while they clean puke off of carnival rides."

Posted by darkhat at 5/29/2006  
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