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Tom Cruise has been running around like an autistic boy who just lost his baseball cards. First, SF gate has confirmed that Tom has forced Katie to change her name. Tom feels that Katie is too much of a young girl name.

Cruise explains: "Katie is a young girl's name. Her name is Kate now she's a child-bearing woman." What great reasoning, she sounds much more like a mother now. Dipshit.

In other news, Tom Cruise has named Kanye West and Jamie Foxx uncles to his new daughter, Suri. Cruise said: "Jamie Foxx is going to be uncle. I asked him today and he's accepted. He's an amazing guy. And when I get back to the States I'm gonna ask Kanye West."

This whole situation is completely insane. You don't just randomly pick uncles for your child when she is born, do you? I can see Foxx since Cruise knows him well, but not Kanye. I don't have anything against Kanye West, other than the way he lives his life, but look at the guy. A man who sticks his head in the mouth of an untamed mountain lion is less of a fool than Kanye.