Prince Is Going To Be On American Idol
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Page Six is reporting that washed up singer Prince will appear on American Idol to both coach contestants and perform. He is doing this in order to maintain high album sales.Prince just released his latest LP, 3121, which debuted at the top of the Us Billboard chart. Executives from Prince's record company convinced him to appear on the show to keep the album sales up,because they have been rapidly dropping.
One source said: "It wasn't easy though because Prince apparently hates the show and has never even watched it."
I'm not going to sit and pretend like I am a great singing coach, but I don't think you have to be one to know someone will suck at it. You don't have to be a great at cooking in order to know if something tastes good, right? The only advice I'd give to these kids is, do the opposite of everything this guy says.
Well, I think he's also an extremely grouchy bastard - so that could make for some good television, because he'll be making all the girls cry n' stuff, and all the guys will want to kick his ass because he'll humiliate them so throughly. Sounds good to me!!