Jessica Alba Almost Pulls A Tara Reid

Friday, April 28, 2006

Two days ago was the Us Weekly hot Hollywood party, and Jessica Alba had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction. I don't know why Jessica has to be so quick on her feet, but I'm going to imagine it's due to all the lesbian sex she has.

This is one of the few things you hope someone isn't good at. When Tara left her tit exposed for 53 minutes, it was one of the most horrifying experiences since the holocaust. Of coarse when we have the same opportunity with Jess, she catches it. Come on.


Posted by darkhat at 4/28/2006  
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