Jess And Ashlee Hate Hilary Duff's Fat Arms

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Page Six is reporting that the Simpson sisters are fueding with the Duff sisters. Hilary and Haylie Duff were celebrating a friend's birthday, when Ashlee Simpson came to the Duffs' table, and told Hilary that her arms looked "chunky."

Haylie tried to stick up for her sister, but she has a nose like a flagpole so it really wasn't helping. Later that night, Haylie tried to talk shit to Jessica Simpson, but it calmed down quickly.

A rep for the Simpsons said, "Ashlee thinks Hilary has perfectly lovely arms." The Duffs' rep, Cece Yorke, said, "They said they had a really fun night."

Everyone knows that Hilary's arms are exactly like tree trunks from the rain forests, and she needs to know these things. It's the same reason I tell anorexic girls that they're fat. You know most people are telling them "Come on puke girl, gain some weight, you're so skinny." Than I come along, "Have another taco, fatty." Man, those girls love the fat jokes.

Posted by darkhat at 4/25/2006  
5 comments
Anonymous said...

Did you know that, while the rest of your body stops growing when you're 18 or whatever, you're nose continues to grow for the rest of your life? Notice those really old people who's faces are just all nose? That's what's going on there.

I'm not going to bother tying that into the Simpson sisters, but I just learned that - so I thought I'd share it here. Bye!

3:36 PM  
Anonymous said...

You know Asslee should never point out any body's faults. Just because she has the best make-up artist in the world doesn't mean she can belittle any body, because under all that feet of make-up lies a giant bird's beak, she looks like a big blonde emu! She needs to stop making trouble with all these other starlets because she's the MAIN reason Lindsay and Jessica don't get along today!! Thanks to birdgal Asslee she probably made new enemies for her prettier sis Jessica!

1:35 PM  
Anonymous said...

hilary and her sister r rockstars the best ever jut becouse ashlee has FAT arms she doesnt have to take it out on hilary and her sister

8:52 PM  
...francy... said...

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kikka

9:35 AM  
...francy... said...

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9:38 AM  

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