Vin Diesel Loves The Cock
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Vin Diesel couldn't look more gay if we strapped Clay Aiken's dick to the inside of his mouth. I can't believe this guy took such gay pictures.
Anyways, The Scoop is reporting that Vin Diesel wants to make a trilogy of the life of Hannibal in Punic, a language that hasn't been spoken for 2,000 years. I'm pretty sure these new pictures+plus this story= Vin Diesel is gay. It really is that simple. No straight guy wants to learn how to speak a language that hasn't been used in 2000 years, just like no straight guy would take pictures like this.
If Vin was as tuff as he claims he is, than he would of cut the balls off of this photographer and forced Clay Aiken to do a dildo show with them.
A while back Vin Diesel was dubbed "the thinking woman's beefcake" or something like that. Apparently he can actually read and write and can do a little bit of math. A woman wrote an article in "Salon" where she wondered how someone so ugly can actually turn women on. I think her conclusion was that the movie "Pitch Black" was pretty cool. You're right about the gayness of these pictures, though. He looks like a gigantic infant. Yuck.
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