Jessica Alba Sues Playboy Magazine

Thursday, March 02, 2006

The Smoking Gun is reporting that Jessica Alba is suing Playboy Magazine. She feels that many people were tricked into buying the magazine because she was on cover. Jessica, who is clearly a women of strict chivalry, is more against this than a nun at a pro choice rally.

They claimed: " Alba's lawyer demands that Playboy cease distributing the magazine and provide the 25-year-old actress with a "monetary settlement" for its unauthorized use of her image for commercial purposes."

There was a time when I was considered "the most desirable sexual icon." Women would flock from around the world to come and get a glimpse of a sexy candid. They would put me on magazines like Big Guns Weekly and First Cum, First Serve, but it was only the beginning of my career. I eventually worked my way up the line from water boy to fluffer. The industry is so friendly to pretty faces like me.

Posted by darkhat at 3/02/2006  
5 comments
Anonymous said...

I knew that would come back to bite them in the ass.

6:17 AM  
Anonymous said...

PLayboy's dumbest move since they stopped showing the beaver.

6:23 AM  
Anonymous said...

That sucks. She should of just posed nude.

7:10 AM  
Anonymous said...

She definlitey should have, but that's not what happened. IT never will.

8:40 AM  
Anonymous said...

Whateer

8:49 AM  

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