Elisha Cuthbert Is Crippled
Friday, March 03, 2006
Contact Music is reporting that Elisha Cuthbert will play a quadriplegic in her upcoming movie, He Was A Quiet Man. It's hard to find out what this movie is about, but trust me, I checked one source.
This is what is wrong with Hollywood today. Elisha Cuthbert sells movies soley because she is a hot piece of ass. She is not some cunning and daring actress who is going to play a role of a quadriplegic. Well, she is, but she shouldn't be. She isn't deep or even talented.
Handicapped people can be very handy, if you know how to use them. Many times I roll one into a restaurant with me. While the waitress is making baby talk to the man in the wheel chair, I can always throw in the "You know, I just really care. It's the kind of person I am. So, do you want to have anal sex in the bathroom.?"
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